When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one portion of the family of man to assume a position different from that which they have hitherto occupied, but one to which the laws of nature and of God entitle them, a respect to mankind requires that they declare the causes that impel them to such a course.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all people are endowed with certain inalienable rights including life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Prudence will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes, but when a long train of abuses and usurpations evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their duty to throw off such government. Such has been the patient sufferance of teenagers under the adults serving as government.
The history of youth is a history of repeated injuries on the part of adult toward adolescent, having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over him. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.
They have never permitted the adolescent to remain out of the home past a certain hour, even after he has proven his responsibility.
They have deemed the adolescent lazy when he tries to recuperate from a hard week involving school, extracurricular activities, and social events.
They have refused to give permission to the adolescent for certain activities which would allow for the pursuit of happiness.
They have required the adolescent to attend certain functions which have taken away time from his own needs.
They have seen the adolescent as ignorant or immature, though he understands the limitations of his youth.
They have yelled at the adolescent as they would never yell at a peer.
They have submitted the adolescent to manual labor, commonly referred to as chores, under the pretense that they are superior simply due to advanced age.
Now, in view of the unjust treatments above mentioned and because adolescents do feel themselves oppressed and fraudulently deprived of their most sacred rights, we insist that they have immediate admission to all the rights and privileges which belong to them as citizens of the United States.